I wasn't kidding about the nudity bit. :B

That's fine with me. Bring on the buttocks.

As you wish~

Leaping Leightons!
What's he gonna do, bite him?
See, there are a number of things a normal Human being would've done...
Like oh, I don't know, contacted someone from this uber-secure fort of theirs?
Has he sacrificed beauty for brains?

Which was why he tried the phone earlier. The alarms were cut (which was left implied but Hell, that would have been easy enough to guess).

Later on though he just figures they'll be fine what with being trapped and all. But there's no denying that he's a moron. XD

Leighton used to play fullback for the Rams, check that tackle!

Action!

And proper anatomy/shading! <3